funny mum to be quotes

Becoming a mum is a beautiful, life-changing experience. But let’s be real – it’s also wonderfully, hilariously chaotic! Whether you’re in your first trimester or nearing your due date, there will be moments that call for a good laugh. This post is dedicated to those moments, filled with relatable and genuinely funny quotes for mums-to-be. Get ready to chuckle, nod in agreement, and maybe even share these with your fellow expecting friends.

Outline

1. Introduction (Above)
2. Bold Red Fun: Humorous Quotes for the Early Stages (First & Second Trimester)
3. Navigating the Third Trimester: Witty Quotes for the Home Stretch
4. Quotes about Sleep Deprivation (Because Let’s Be Honest…)
5. Funny Quotes About Your Partner’s Involvement
6. Short & Sweet: Quick Funny Mum to Be Lines
7. Bonus: Quotes For Sharing on Social Media
8. Conclusion

Bold Red Fun: Humorous Quotes for the Early Stages (First & Second Trimester)

The first and second trimesters are a whirlwind of morning sickness, cravings, and newfound fatigue. These quotes capture the humorous side of those early days.

• "I’m not sure what’s heavier, my baby or my boobs."
• "My brain has left the building. Please send chocolate and support."
• "Eating for two is my cardio."
• "I’m 9 months away from saying, ‘I need a nap!’ for the rest of my life."
• "Pregnancy glow? More like pregnancy sweat."
• "My body is a temple… a temple currently under construction and riddled with cravings for pickles and ice cream."
• "I’m not fat, I’m glowing… Sleep deprived and glowing."
• "Suddenly, everything is appealing just to stop the nausea. Including wallpaper."

Navigating the Third Trimester: Witty Quotes for the Home Stretch

The third trimester is all about nesting, waddling, and the anticipation (and sometimes dread!) of meeting your little one. These quotes embrace the unique challenges – and humor – of this final phase.

• "Is it a baby or a watermelon? Asking for a friend… myself.”
• "My back hurts, my feet hurt, my ankles hurt. But it’s worth it… right?"
• "Pretty sure my spirit animal is a penguin right now."
• "I’m not sure what’s bigger: my bump or my anxiety about delivering this thing.”
• “Doctors told me to sleep on my left side. Pretty sure I’m just going to live in a beanbag chair for the next few weeks."
• "I’ve reached that stage of pregnancy where I’m mostly horizontal."
• “I’m not sure I can carry this baby out of the house, let alone raise it.”

Quotes about Sleep Deprivation (Because Let’s Be Honest…)

Once the baby arrives, sleep becomes a distant memory. These quotes perfectly express the humorous struggle of sleep deprivation. (Save these for after the baby arrives, perhaps!)

• “I haven’t slept properly since 2019.”
• "My current life goal is to nap standing up."
• "I run on caffeine, chaos, and baby cuddles."
• "Sleep? What’s sleep?"
• "I’m convinced ‘sleep training’ is just a conspiracy to make moms feel guilty."
• "I’d trade my sanity for five hours of uninterrupted sleep."
• “I’m not sure what’s more exhausting, the baby or the lack of sleep.”

Funny Quotes About Your Partner’s Involvement

Let’s be real, your partner is also in this journey! These quotes poke fun at the dynamic and varying levels of involvement.

• "He thinks holding the baby is a hobby. I think it’s a full-time job."
• "My husband’s new favorite phrase is, ‘Are you comfortable?’"
• "He’s very helpful… at bringing me snacks."
• "Relationship status: Currently attempting to share a tiny human."
• "He’s learning to change diapers. Wish him luck (and hand sanitizer)."
• “My partner thinks being a dad is all fun and games. I’m about to show them.”

Short & Sweet: Quick Funny Mum to Be Lines

Need a quick chuckle? These short and sweet quotes are perfect for a burst of humor.

• “Currently experiencing maximum bumpiness.”
• “Baby on board. Please be patient.”
• "Eating for two… and sometimes three (chocolate)."
• "Just trying to assemble this human."
• “Pretty sure I’m 50% baby right now.”
• “Future mum. Send help (and chocolate)."

Bonus: Quotes For Sharing on Social Media

Want to share a laugh with your friends online? Here are some quotes that are Instagram-ready!

• "Adding a little human to my chaos. Send wine." #pregnancyhumor #mumtobe
• "My body is weird, but my baby is worth it. 🤰 #pregnantlife #mumabenteuer"
• "Sleep is for the weak. I’m pregnant. 😴 #pregnancylife #sendcoffee”
• "Bump life is the best life. (Until sleep deprivation hits). 😂 #expecting #mumtobe"
• “Currently accepting applications for a permanent night nurse. 😉 #pregnancy #humor"

Conclusion

Pregnancy is a journey filled with amazing moments, challenging ones, and plenty of opportunities for laughter. Don’t forget to find the humor in the chaos! These funny mum-to-be quotes are a reminder that it’s okay to laugh, to complain (a little!), and to cherish every stage of this incredible adventure. Share these with your expecting friends and enjoy the ride!