funny thanksgiving quotes

Thanksgiving is a time for family, gratitude, and, let’s be honest, a lot of food. While it’s a holiday steeped in tradition and appreciation, a little laughter never hurt anyone! Spread some joy alongside your pumpkin pie this year with our collection of hilarious Thanksgiving quotes. Whether you’re looking for something to share on social media, write on a Thanksgiving card, or simply chuckle to yourself while prepping the feast, we’ve got you covered. Get ready to laugh your way through Thanksgiving with these witty and relatable quips!

What Makes a Quote "Funny"? Exploring the Humor of Thanksgiving

Before we dive into the quotes, let’s briefly consider why Thanksgiving provides so much comedic material. A lot of the humor stems from the universal experiences surrounding the holiday: the frantic cooking, the inevitable family squabbles, and the overwhelming amount of food we consume. These relatable situations create a perfect breeding ground for witty observations and self-deprecating jokes. We’ve categorized our quotes to reflect that – from food-focused fun to family drama humor and beyond.

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes About Food

This is arguably the most popular category! Thanksgiving is all about the feast, and these quotes celebrate (and sometimes playfully complain about) the abundance.

• "I’m just here for the appetizers."
• "My pants don’t fit anymore…and I’m okay with it."
• "May your stuffing be plump, your turkey moist, and your relatives pleasant (but not too pleasant)."
• "I need a nap and a wheelbarrow."
• "My Thanksgiving diet starts… never."
• “I’m not sure what’s going to be left of me after Thanksgiving.”
• "Dear Turkey, thank you for dinner. I’ll try not to think about what you used to be."
• "Life is good. Turkey is good. Nap time is inevitable."
• "I’m thankful for elastic waistbands."
• “Give thanks for the food, and give thanks you don’t have to cook it.”

Hilarious Quotes About Family & Thanksgiving Traditions

Family gatherings are a cornerstone of Thanksgiving. While cherished, they can also be… eventful. These quotes capture the ups and downs of navigating family dynamics during the holiday.

• "Thank you for being my family. Even when we’re driving each other crazy, I wouldn’t trade you." (Said with a wink, of course!)
• "I’m grateful for my family, even the weird ones."
• "Thanksgiving: a day to gather with family and argue about politics." (A bit topical, but often true!)
• “My family is like a box of chocolates…you never know what you’re gonna get.”
• "I’m thankful for my family, who tolerate my weirdness."
• “My family’s Thanksgiving tradition is forgetting to take any pictures.”
• "Keep calm and tolerate your relatives."
• “I love my family, even though they’re a little nutty.”
• "Thanksgiving: because family is everything…even the annoying cousins."
• “May your conversations be light and your family drama minimal.”

Witty & Wry Thanksgiving Quotes

These quotes offer a more understated and sarcastic take on the holiday. Perfect for those who appreciate a little dry humor.

• "I’m thankful for food. And wine. Mostly wine."
• "Thankful for stretchy pants and a good attitude."
• "Please pass the cranberries and a strong dose of patience."
• "Thanksgiving isn’t about hare-raising food. It’s about unity. And food.”
• "I’m not a regular turkey, I’m a thanksgiving turkey.” (A little Mean Girls reference never hurts!)
• "On Thanksgiving, we often agree that a year has passed, even if we can’t remember what we did with it."
• "I’m thankful for devices that can distract from awkward family conversations."
• "My Thanksgiving resolution: More gravy.”
• "This is my Thanksgiving face – somewhere between ‘full’ and ‘coma’."
• "I’m thankful for the ability to eat another slice of pie."

Short & Sweet Funny Thanksgiving Sayings

Need a quick and snappy quote for a caption or a text? These short and sweet options will do the trick.

• "Gobble ’til you wobble!"
• "Feast mode: activated."
• "Stuffing is life."
• "Pie more, worry less."
• "Thankful & full."
• "Gather, Graze, Give Thanks."
• “Happy Turkey Day!”
• "Fall for food."
• "Sweet potato pie is my weakness."
• "Thankful. Always."

Sharing the Laughs: Where to Use These Quotes

These funny Thanksgiving quotes are perfect for a variety of places!

• Social Media: Share them on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter to bring some laughter to your followers’ feeds.
• Thanksgiving Cards: Add a funny quote to your Thanksgiving cards to make your loved ones smile.
• Table Decorations: Print out your favorite quotes and use them as table decorations.
• Text Messages: Send a cheerful quote to friends and family who are traveling or missing the celebration.

We hope these funny Thanksgiving quotes bring a smile to your face and add a touch of lightheartedness to your holiday celebrations. Happy Thanksgiving!