funny wedding quotes

Weddings are beautiful, sentimental, and often, a little bit chaotic. While the vows and romantic moments are undeniably special, injecting some humor into the celebration can truly make it memorable. Whether you’re looking for witty quotes for your invitations, lighthearted toasts, or just a chuckle to share with your wedding party, this collection of funny wedding quotes has you covered. Let’s dive into some of the best, categorized for different aspects of the big day!

Why Add Humor to Your Wedding?

Before we get to the quotes, let’s quickly discuss why humor is a fantastic addition to your wedding. It’s not about undermining the seriousness of the commitment; it’s about acknowledging the joy, the pressure, and the shared adventure of marriage. Laughter releases tension, creates connection, and leaves a lasting positive impression on everyone involved. Plus, who doesn’t want guests remembering your wedding as the one where they genuinely laughed until their stomachs hurt?

Funny Wedding Quotes for Invitations & Save-the-Dates

These quotes are perfect for giving your guests a taste of your personality before they even arrive. They set the tone for a fun and relaxed celebration.

• "She found her person. He found someone put up with him."
• "Two less lonely people, one very long party."
• "We’re getting married! No, seriously, we are!"
• "Finally, I’m not arguing with her on my own."
• "Warning: May contain excessive happiness, dancing, and questionable decisions."
• "She said yes! Now the real party planning begins (and he’s stressed)."
• "Dear Guests, Please join us as we bravely navigate adulthood together."

Hilarious Wedding Toast Quotes

Toasts are a chance to share heartfelt sentiments and a few laughs. Here are some quotes that can inspire a memorable and amusing toast:

For the Bride

• "I always knew she’d find someone crazy enough to marry her. Turns out, it was him!"
• “A good wife is one who supports her husband’s ambitions even when they are ridiculous.” – Unknown
• "I’m so glad you found someone to tolerate your [mention a funny quirk]. Congratulations!"
• “Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” – Michael J. Fox
• "She’s moving up from ‘single and fabulous’ to ‘married and even more fabulous!’ Congratulations!"

For the Groom

• "He’s officially lost. But at least he’s lost with someone he loves."
• “Marriage is the only place where you have to sign a contract to let someone boss you around.” – Unknown
• “He got everything he ever wanted… except his freedom.” – (Said teasingly, of course!)
• "Congrats to the groom! You somehow managed to convince this amazing woman to say yes. Seriously, well done."
• "Today, he traded in video games and bachelor parties for someone who understands the importance of doing dishes."

For the Couple

• "May your life together be filled with love, laughter, and a healthy amount of compromise – mostly on his part."
• “Remember, marriage is a relationship between two people who are completely, hopelessly in love… until they go to the grocery store together.” – Unknown
• "Here’s to a lifetime of arguing over the thermostat!"
• "They say marriage is all about compromise. Let’s hope they’re compromising on who controls the remote."
• "Congratulations! You’re now officially the reason your parents are bragging to their friends."

Witty Wedding Quotes for Speeches & Vows

These quotes can be adapted for touching-but-amusing speeches, or incorporated (with caution and humor!) into your vows.

• "Love is not about finding the perfect person, it’s about seeing an imperfect person perfectly." – Sam Keen (A classic with a touch of irony.)
• "I promise to always be your biggest fan, even when you’re singing karaoke badly."
• "I vow to always let you have the last slice of pizza… or at least pretend to."
• "We didn’t just find love, we found a Netflix buddy for life."
• "My favorite thing about you is that you’re the only person I want to annoy for the rest of my life."
• "Here’s to us, imperfectly in love."

Funny Quotes About Marriage Itself

These quotes are great for sharing on social media, decorating signage, or just enjoying for a good chuckle.

• "Marriage: a relationship where the man and woman are equally wrong." – Unknown (Use with caution!)
• “The best way to get your husband to do something is to ask him nicely. If that fails, ask him nicely again.” – Unknown
• "Happily ever after is not a destination, it’s a choice you make every day."
• "Marriage is like a deckchair on the Titanic." – Someone wise (and cynical)
• "I’m not saying I’m always right, but I’m never wrong.” – A marital truth
• "Marriage is an adventure; the question is, do you want to go with me?"

Final Thoughts: Choosing the Right Quote

Ultimately, the best funny wedding quotes are the ones that reflect your humor as a couple. Don’t force a joke that doesn’t feel authentic. Remember these quotes are meant to enhance the celebration, not overshadow the love and commitment you’re sharing. Consider your audience and your overall wedding style to ensure your humor lands with a laugh—and not a cringe! Enjoy the process, and congratulations!