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Pregnancy is a beautiful, transformative, and often…chaotic experience. While there’s immense joy and anticipation, there are also moments of exhaustion, strange cravings, and let’s be honest, a fair amount of bodily weirdness. Instead of taking everything too seriously, sometimes a good laugh is exactly what you need. That’s why we’ve compiled a collection of the funniest quotes for moms-to-be – a perfect way to share a chuckle with your partner, friends, and family while navigating this incredible journey. Get ready to giggle (and maybe vent a little!) along with these relatable and hilarious sayings.

What’s a Pregnant Woman Supposed to Do? Hilarious Quotes to Brighten Your Day

Pregnancy brings a whirlwind of changes, physical and emotional. Finding humor in the everyday struggles can be a fantastic coping mechanism. These quotes aim to do just that – to remind you that you’re not alone in feeling overwhelmed, sleepy, or just plain bizarre!

Short & Sweet Funny Pregnancy Quotes

These are perfect for sharing on social media, adding to a baby shower card, or just as a little pick-me-up when you’re feeling down.

• "Eating for two… is an excuse, not a lifestyle."
• "Currently experiencing a symphony of bodily noises."
• “Pregnancy: The only time you can wear sweatpants to a wedding.”
• "I’m not sleeping. I’m just resting my eyes…for 20 hours."
• “Warning: May randomly start talking about babies. It’s a hazard of the job now.”
• “My brain has left the building.”
• "Powered by pickles and ice cream."
• "Doing my best, one kick at a time."
• "Sleep is a myth."
• “Currently 9 months away from my sanity.”

Longer, Relatable Pregnancy Quotes

These quotes offer a bit more commentary on the whole pregnancy experience, perfect for those moments when you just need to feel understood.

• "Pregnancy is like being a superhero. You’re carrying a super-being in your body, but you also temporarily lose all control over your bladder."
• "I’m not sure what’s heavier, my baby bump or my cravings."
• “People who haven’t been pregnant think it’s all glowing skin and tiny baby clothes. They haven’t experienced the heartburn, the swollen ankles, and the constant need to pee.”
• "I used to have goals. Now, my goal is to make it to bedtime without falling asleep standing up."
• “Don’t tell me to ‘just relax.’ I’m growing a human. Relaxing is not an option.”
• "My uterus is a party and everyone’s invited (including the tiny, energetic DJ)."
• "I’m not sure what’s more impressive, the fact that I’m growing a human, or the fact that I haven’t strangled anyone yet."
• "Somewhere between the morning sickness and the nesting, I forgot what my life used to be."
• "My doctor told me to ‘enjoy my pregnancy.’ Enjoy what? The constant heartburn? The back pain? The unsolicited advice? I’ll let you know when I find something to enjoy."

Dealing with the Third Trimester & Beyond: Funny Quotes for the Final Stretch

The third trimester is…an experience. Everything feels amplified, and your body is working overtime. These quotes offer a bit of levity as you approach the big day.

Quotes About Third Trimester Struggles

• “I’m not sure who’s more uncomfortable, me or the baby. Probably me.”
• “My current mood: waddle, nap, repeat.”
• “Please be patient with me. I’m basically a beached whale.”
• “I’m approximately 5 minutes away from asking someone else to do everything.”
• "Carrying a tiny human is like carrying a watermelon. A watermelon that kicks."
• "I’m not nesting. I’m strategically relocating furniture in preparation for my imminent hibernation."

Quotes About Labor & Delivery (Humorously Anticipating!)

• “Sending positive vibes to my pelvic floor.”
• "Birth plan? More like a wish list."
• “I’m preparing for labor like I’m training for a marathon. Which is to say, I’m mostly napping and eating snacks.”
• "My goal is to make it through labor without screaming like a banshee."
• "I’ve heard labor is intense. I’m bringing snacks."

Sharing the Laughter: Quotes to Share With Friends & Family

Pregnancy is a shared experience. These quotes can spark conversations and strengthen bonds with loved ones who are supporting you.

Quotes for Partner Appreciation

• “Thanks for rubbing my feet and pretending to find my cravings fascinating.”
• “You’re my rock, even when I’m a hormonal rollercoaster.”
• "Warning: May require frequent back rubs and emotional support."

Quotes for Friends & Family

• "Thank you for putting up with my pregnancy brain. Seriously."
• “Prepare for baby pictures. A lot of them.”
• “Send caffeine and patience. And maybe chocolate.”

Ultimately, pregnancy is a unique and remarkable time. Remember to laugh, embrace the chaos, and enjoy the journey – even the awkward and uncomfortable parts. These funny quotes are just a small reminder that it’s okay to find humor in the unexpected and to navigate this adventure with a smile. Congratulations, mom-to-be!

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